Category: 42 Word Retrospectives

Lucy Rules OK?

Lucy Rules OK?

by Charles M. Schulz (Hodder and Stoughton, 1978)

Book cover: “Lucy Rules OK?” by Charles M. Schulz (Hodder and Stoughton, 1978)

At time of printing there were fewer than 1,000 Peanuts Sunday strips to choose from. Still this is a very patchy collection. Of the forty-three selected (colour, A4), few do Lucy justice. In most she is an incidental character (or absent altogether!).

Maskerade

Maskerade

by Terry Pratchett (Victor Gollancz, 1995)

audiobook read by Indira Varma (Penguin, 2022)

Book cover: “Maskerade” by Terry Pratchett (Victor Gollancz, 1995); audiobook read by Indira Varma (Penguin, 2022)

Pratchett takes aim at opera and in doing so makes some serious points about stereotyping. The mystery is a bit muddled, the humour at times over-egged (though still great fun). Indira Varma’s audiobook reading is perfect for Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg.

Stop Press

Stop Press

by Michael Innes; audiobook read by Matt Addis (Bolinda, 2013)

originally published as “The Spider Strikes” (Dodd, Mead and Company, 1939)

Book cover: “Stop Press” by Michael Innes; audiobook read by Matt Addis (Bolinda, 2013); originally published as “The Spider Strikes” (Dodd, Mead and Company, 1939)

A triumph of sustained tedium. Innes wields a beautiful turn of phrase, yet Appleby’s only notable achievement across 17+ audiobook hours of pointless, pontificating conversations, plumping out of superfluous characters and mendacious touting of murder in the offing, is to stay awake.

The Island of Adventure

The Island of Adventure

by Enid Blyton (Macmillan, 1944); audiobook read by Thomas Judd (Bolinda, 2021)

Book cover: “The Island of Adventure” by Enid Blyton (Macmillan, 1944); audiobook read by Thomas Judd (Bolinda, 2021)

Blyton spends far too long on the pre-adventure, holiday-atmosphere buildup. While the children are slow to cotton on, the danger does at last manifest (and with a harder edge). Memorable mostly for Kiki the parrot and Philip and Dinah’s bickering sibling relationship.

Antidote to Venom

Antidote to Venom

by Freeman Wills Crofts (Hodder and Stoughton, 1938)

audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Soundings, 2015)

Book cover: “Antidote to Venom” by Freeman Wills Crofts (Hodder and Stoughton, 1938); audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Soundings, 2015)

A remarkably long and tedious book. Crofts spends the first half establishing the unlikable viewpoint character and his motivation for murder. Even once this occurs, Inspector French is held back until the final third. No suspense, let alone mystery, just utter banality.

The Poisoned Chocolates Case

The Poisoned Chocolates Case

by Anthony Berkeley (Collins, 1929)

audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Isis, 2017)

Book cover: “The Poisoned Chocolates Case” by Anthony Berkeley (Collins, 1929); audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Isis, 2017)

Berkeley employs a Detectives Club scenario to take a sly dig at the mystery genre, proffering several very plausible solutions to a murder by poisoning. While the protagonists aren’t as amusing as he seems to think, this remains a very good read.

The Secret of Spiggy Holes

The Secret of Spiggy Holes

by Enid Blyton (Basil Blackwell, 1940) [reprinted Armada, 1965]

Book cover: “The Secret of Spiggy Holes” by Enid Blyton (Basil Blackwell, 1940) [reprinted Armada, 1965]

Predating the Barney Mysteries but very much in keeping, distinguished only by the absence of any animal companion, and a return to the Secret Island (from the children’s previous adventure). The cover blurb anticipates reader fretfulness by giving away the entire plot.

Very Good, Jeeves

Very Good, Jeeves

by P.G. Wodehouse (Doubleday, Doran, 1930)

audiobook read by Jonathan Cecil (Blackstone, 2011)

Book cover: “Very Good, Jeeves” by P.G. Wodehouse (Doubleday, Doran, 1930); audiobook read by Jonathan Cecil (Blackstone, 2011)

Wodehouse give the impression he could dash off a Jeeves & Wooster story between breakfast and elevenses, and would happily do so should ever he feel himself wanting for joie de vivre. Jonathan Cecil gives perfect voice to the frivolous restorative fizz.

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