Antidote to Venom
by Freeman Wills Crofts (Hodder and Stoughton, 1938)
audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Soundings, 2015)
A remarkably long and tedious book. Crofts spends the first half establishing the unlikable viewpoint character and his motivation for murder. Even once this occurs, Inspector French is held back until the final third. No suspense, let alone mystery, just utter banality.
The Poisoned Chocolates Case
by Anthony Berkeley (Collins, 1929)
audiobook read by Gordon Griffin (Isis, 2017)
Berkeley employs a Detectives Club scenario to take a sly dig at the mystery genre, proffering several very plausible solutions to a murder by poisoning. While the protagonists aren’t as amusing as he seems to think, this remains a very good read.
The Secret of Spiggy Holes
by Enid Blyton (Basil Blackwell, 1940) [reprinted Armada, 1965]
![Book cover: “The Secret of Spiggy Holes” by Enid Blyton (Basil Blackwell, 1940) [reprinted Armada, 1965]](https://www.derelictspacesheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Blyton_Secret-Spiggy-Holes.jpg)
Predating the Barney Mysteries but very much in keeping, distinguished only by the absence of any animal companion and a return to the Secret Island (from the children’s previous adventure). The cover blurb anticipates reader fretfulness by giving away the entire plot.
Very Good, Jeeves
by P.G. Wodehouse (Doubleday, Doran, 1930)
audiobook read by Jonathan Cecil (Blackstone, 2011)
Wodehouse give the impression he could dash off a Jeeves & Wooster story between breakfast and elevenses, and would happily do so should ever he feel himself wanting for joie de vivre. Jonathan Cecil gives perfect voice to the frivolous restorative fizz.
It Shouldn’t Happen to a Vet
by James Herriot (Michael Joseph, 1972)
audiobook read by Nicholas Ralph (Macmillan, 2020) [as part of “All Creatures Great and Small”]
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The second book carries on much as the first, only with more attention paid to Herriot’s personal life. The sense of an awkward, not-quite-funny romantic comedy trying to break through detracts a little from the quirky, back-of-beyond comedy already plying its trade.
A Pony in the Luggage
by Gunnel Linde
trans. Anne Parker; ill. Richard Kennedy (J. M. Dent & Sons, 1968) [Puffin, 1972]
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Two Swedish children win a pony while holidaying in Copenhagen, and try to smuggle it home. Linde captures not only the protagonists’ unassailable child logic but also an offhandedly droll understatedness of expression. Kennedy’s jittery illustrations are very much in the spirit.
Doctor Who: The Abominable Snowmen
by Mervyn Haisman & Henry Lincoln
dir. Gerald Blake (BBC, 1967/2022)
The animation is serviceable (the yeti in fact look slightly less cuddly in cartoon form!) but the original story is terribly ponderous and presents vast chunks of ‘dead’ time where there is neither dialogue nor incidental music to offset the visual limitations.
The Creature in the Dark
by Robert Westall (Penguin, 1988)
audiobook read by Richard Aspel (Bolinda, 2021)
Marketed as horror but actually an historical middle-grade set in rural England during the Second World War. Cleverly rendered, in that the dark vibes come as much from the young protagonist’s fear of his abusive father as from the creature killing livestock.
I Own the Racecourse!
by Patricia Wrightson; ill. Margaret Horder (Hutchinson, 1968)
A nuanced middle-grade story set half a century ago in Sydney’s inner west. Andy, a mentally disabled boy, believes he has bought the local racecourse—and if people treat him like the owner, what real difference is there between fantasy and reality?
The Hound of the Baskervilles
adapted by Alexander Baron; dir. Peter Duguid (BBC, 1982)
A watchable if unadventurous four-part adaptation. Tom Baker’s search for Holmes’s mastery has him deliver lines with commanding eloquence but often a fraction of a second early. Terence Rigby makes for an unsteady Watson, balancing things out with delays of corresponding magnitude.