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Beware of the Brain Sharpeners

Beware of the Brain Sharpeners

by Philip Curtis; ill. Tony Ross (Anderson Press, 1983)

Book cover: “Beware of the Brain Sharpeners” by Philip Curtis; ill. Tony Ross (Anderson Press, 1983)

An underwhelming instalment. The Brain Sharpeners, rather than posing some insidious threat, now play the role of conscientious anti-nuclear interventionists. Their plan is gratuitous and the abducted students have no agency whatsoever. Curtis employs a jocular prose style devoid of actual humour.

Sherlock: The Lying Detective

Sherlock: The Lying Detective

by Steven Moffat; dir. Nick Hurran (BBC, 2017)

TV poster: “Sherlock: The Lying Detective” by Steven Moffat (BBC, 2017)

At once a small story (Toby Jones proving disturbingly effective as the Jimmy Savile-esque villain) and a larger, lurching, exceedingly dark character piece where the moment-to-moment excellence serves only partially to cloak the too-fast unravelling and resetting of Watson and Sherlock’s relationship.

Arsène Lupin, Gentleman Burglar

The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsène Lupin, Gentleman Burglar

by Maurice Leblanc; trans. Alexander Teixeira de Mattos (Je sais tout, 1905-1906)

audiobook read by B.J. Harrison (B.J. Harrison, 2015)

Book cover: “The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsène Lupin, Gentleman Burglar” by Maurice Leblanc; trans. Alexander Teixeira de Mattos (Je sais tout, 1905-1906); audiobook read by B.J. Harrison (B.J. Harrison, 2015)

A collection of the first nine stories featuring Arsène Lupin, the French answer to Sherlock Holmes. Lupin is a loveable, rather-too-full-of-himself antihero whose criminal exploits are related with a bonhomous, artful vivacity. Leblanc pulls much wool over the eyes of all concerned.

The Ghost Grabbers

The Ghost Grabbers

by Terrance Dicks (Blackie, 1980)

Book cover: “The Ghost Grabbers” by Terrance Dicks (Blackie, 1980)

After much build-up as to how realistic the so-called hauntings are, the ease of their fabrication is then glossed over. The multifaceted misdirection is clever enough so far as MG goes, but the scheme is at once painfully transparent and laughably overcomplicated.

The Hour, Series 2

The Hour, Series 2

by Abi Morgan (BBC, 2012)

TV poster: “The Hour, Series 2” by Abi Morgan (BBC, 2012)

An intelligent drama that builds across six episodes but then doesn’t quite deliver (despite compelling characters and top-notch acting). Perhaps the historical realism, centred around news journalism in the late 1950s, precludes a truly satisfying denouement. Peter Capaldi is a welcome addition.

The Valley of Adventure

The Valley of Adventure

by Enid Blyton (Macmillan, 1947)

audiobook read by Thomas Judd (Hodder, 2018)

Book cover: “The Valley of Adventure” by Enid Blyton (Macmillan, 1947); audiobook read by Thomas Judd (Hodder, 2018)

The Valley of Adventure proves memorable for its setting, its intrigue, and of course for Kiki the parrot. Judd’s audiobook reading continues to make the girls sound like wet dishrags, though in fact they show a bit more gumption this time around.

Murder in the Basement

Murder in the Basement

by Anthony Berkeley (Doubleday, Doran & Company, 1932)

audiobook read by Seán Barrett (Soundings, 2021)

Book cover: “Murder in the Basement” by Anthony Berkeley (Doubleday, Doran & Company, 1932); audiobook read by Seán Barrett (Soundings, 2021)

An experiment in form, which sees what appears at first a straightforward murder investigation proceed by way of a fictional manuscript within-story. Unfortunately, this manuscript’s narrative is one that Sheringham himself admits to having grown bored with and abandoned—for good reason!

Sherlock: The Six Thatchers

Sherlock: The Six Thatchers

by Mark Gatiss; dir. Rachel Talalay (BBC, 2017)

TV poster: “Sherlock: The Six Thatchers” by Mark Gatiss; dir. Rachel Talalay (BBC, 2017)

The beginning of the end, as Gatiss and Company run out of easily adaptable source material and instead take Sherlock in new, more darkly improbable directions. The Six Thatchers works in the little moments but is overly frenetic, fast-compressing major character arcs.

Blondie: Against the Odds

Blondie: Against the Odds

by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti; ill. Montos (Z2 Comics, 2023)

Book cover: “Blondie: Against the Odds” by Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti; ill. Montos (Z2 Comics, 2023)

A trippy graphic-novel biopic one-sixth showcasing the squalor of 1970s New York and then the early lives of Debbie Harry and Chris Stein (ignoring the other band members), and five-sixths devoted to imaginative if highly tenuous explorations of fourteen famous Blondie songs.

Good Omens, Series 2

Good Omens, Series 2

by Neil Gaiman & John Finnemore

dir. Douglas Mackinnon (Amazon Prime, 2023)

TV poster: “Good Omens, Series 2” by Neil Gaiman & John Finnemore; dir. Douglas Mackinnon (Amazon Prime, 2023)

Without source material tangling its roots, Good Omens blossoms into a gloriously satirical excoriation of biblical schtick and the whole good versus evil dichotomy. Aziraphale and Crowley make for one of TV’s great odd couples. Michael Sheen puts in a bravura performance.

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